Wanted something fizzy, talked myself into getting a can of coca-cola. It cost me $1.34, which already put me off since it was like $0.50 when I was younger. I told myself I’d probably be disappointed but I deserved the treat.

Opened it, drank some, felt like my teeth were coated in warm fuzz. The can specifically states it’s “Delicious & Refreshing,” but I have to disagree. I was right the first time, I was disappointed. +1 for being healthy, guess I’m switching to mineral water.

Am I old?